The Glory Bowl Championship Belt – The pinnacle of trophy craftsmanship. Rare diamond encrusted lettering with pure gold trim on the finest black leather. Space rubies harvested from the sucka dimension adorn the emblem of the God of Glory. Only a true champion can wield such beauty. Others can only stand back and gaze in astonishment. Behold our 2025 Champion:

Da Golden Egg – The ultimate symbol of Sucka A$$ Glory! Hold it, cradle it, love it, fry it up for breakfast!